EARTH VS.THE FLYING SAUCERS by Tom Lyford
We are not alone!
They’re here!
(They’ve always been here!)
Monitoring us from Atlantean
Bermuda-Triangle fortresses...
extraterrestrials and intraterrestrials
in UFO’s and Unidentified
Submerged Objects!
We are not alone. Oh, we jacked
one of theirs at Roswell; of course,
they nabbed our Flight 19... Watch it
on The History Channel (and check
out those Plains of Nazca!) or just ask
Von Daniken, or Betty and Barney Hill,
Or Mulder and Scully (but not the Men in
Black... they won’t talk about The Greys!)
We are not alone. They cultivate us
like peas (PODS!); they abduct us
(BODY SNATCHERS!); re-splice our
genes (X-FILES!); mix and match us
(CATTLE MUTILATIONS!); and graft us
like apples and oranges in
some hideous, insidious
Plan-9 (FROM OUTER SPACE!)
(Sing it, Major Tom!)
‘And I’m floating in a most peculiar way...
and the stars look very dif...fer...ent today...’
We are not alone!
They’re here!
(They’ve always been here!)
Monitoring us from Atlantean
Bermuda-Triangle fortresses...
extraterrestrials and intraterrestrials
in UFO’s and Unidentified
Submerged Objects!
We are not alone. Oh, we jacked
one of theirs at Roswell; of course,
they nabbed our Flight 19... Watch it
on The History Channel (and check
out those Plains of Nazca!) or just ask
Von Daniken, or Betty and Barney Hill,
Or Mulder and Scully (but not the Men in
Black... they won’t talk about The Greys!)
We are not alone. They cultivate us
like peas (PODS!); they abduct us
(BODY SNATCHERS!); re-splice our
genes (X-FILES!); mix and match us
(CATTLE MUTILATIONS!); and graft us
like apples and oranges in
some hideous, insidious
Plan-9 (FROM OUTER SPACE!)
(Sing it, Major Tom!)
‘And I’m floating in a most peculiar way...
and the stars look very dif...fer...ent today...’
